Olga I Cannot
I Think I'll Ring Kendra
(Ring, Ring) Hello, It's Olga. Can I Speak To Kendra Please?
Just Hold On A Minute Pet. Kendra? Olga's On The Phone
Do You Want To Speak To Him?
Ahhh...I Cannot!

I First Saw Kendra At A Pub Called The Ramside Hall, In Durham
So Sweet And Tender But She Didn't Even See Me At All, No
She Looked So Nice, She Smelled So Fine
Oh How I Wished That Kendra Was Mine
Five Foot One, And Eyes That Were Blue
A Smile That Made Me Melt Oh What Could I Do?
I Had To Get Kendra's Telephone Number Really Quick, Yes
If I Came Straight To The Point It Would Do The Trick, Yes
I Asked Her If She'd Like To Go Out With Me
She Said That She Was Flattered
But I Just Couldn't See Why She Said

Ahhh, Olga... I Cannot

My Boyfriend's Sitting On The Setee
He Does Not Want, You To See Me, So
Olga... I Cannot

I Was Really De-Pressed What Could I Do, I Was Blue
I'll Ring Her Up Again, In A Day Or Two... On Monday
Her Boyfriend Wasn't There, So I Felt Lucky
How’s About Now, Baby, Come Out With Me And She Said

I Would If I Could But I Don't Think I Should
I Can't, Well I Can, But I Shan't, It's Not Good Man
Olga... I Cannot

I'm Sorry That I Ever Ran
She Said, "Don't Be Daft, Ahh Olga Man"
I Want To See You Don't Get Me Wrong
I'll Contact You Soon, It Won't Be Long
But At The Moment... I Cannot

I Called Kendra Another 50 Times On The Phone... Yes
She Agreed To Meet Me But I Should Have Known... Yes
I Wound The Window Down, In The Rolls Royce
I Said "Jump In The Back" And Then I Heard A Voice
Start To Say... Start To Saayyy... Start To Saaayyyyyy

I'm Going To Loret, For My Holiday In Spain
But When I Get Back, I Still Cannot Begin, So

I Talked It Over With Me Mum And Me Dad
But Even Me Sister And The Dogs Thinks You're Mad
So Olga... Olga.... Ah, Olga... I Cannot