There's a fella from a film
Reminds me of duncan goodewe
But he's not a proper skinhead
Cause he hasn't got a tattoo

He's not as wise as he seems
Coz he's just an actor
He's a dunce, i've never seen
Him on the krypton factor

We all rinse in silvercrin
To keep our head clean
But we know that yul's not
A common human being
Coz he uses mr sheen...

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Yul brynner, yul brynner,
They say he's a skinhead
But we know that it's a lie
Yul brynner, yul brynner
He is just a baldy geezer
From the kink & i,
Yul bbbbb brynner

Yul brynner was a skinhead
They said on the news,
But i've never seen yul brynner
Wearing doctor martens shoes

His only claim to fame was that
He had a shiney nut
But i would look just the same
If i had my hair cut

We all rinse in silvercrin...
Chorus