And when I kissed her, she tasted of beer
She said she was nervous about being here
She said I don't usually do
The things I'm doing with you

Sha said I lied and I felt like a swine
I laughed as I opened a bottle of wine
And when I offered her some
I said oh why have you come

She said I don't think you should be so disparaging
I'm still a good person, just doing a bad thing

When it's over we lay on the bed
She sighed disappointedly and then said
I wasn't expecting this (but did I really)
Shave my legs just for this (it wasn't even nearly)