I wouldn’t change places

With anyone tonight

We’ll carve pumpkin faces

And watch the witches' flight

Every human heart will shudder

Every soul will shake with fear

Tonight, the creepiest

Tonight, the scariest

Tonight, the most wonderful night

Of, oh, the year

Anything can happen on Halloween

Your dog could turn into a cat

There maybe a toad in your bass guitar

Or your sister could turn into a bat

Christmastime brings the snow

Summertime brings the sun

But on Halloween your blood begins to run

Something spooky’s going down on

Anything can happen on Halloween

It’s better than a video

Gremlins going to mess up every cassette

From London to Idaho

April 1st can be fun

New Year’s Eve is a ball

But on Halloween your flesh begins to crawl

Oh, I’m losing control

Anything can happen on Halloween

Your toenails grow long and your hair turns green

Your teacher could become a sardine

Your dentist could turn into a queen

Has anybody seen my tambourine

I may start playing "Begin the Beguine"

The craziest night you’ve ever seen

This hairy, scary, creepy, crawly

Halloween