The quickest way to break your heart

Make you depressed and ill

Is to get tangled up inside

The side effects could kill

All passion is a waste of time

A deadly game pour vous

I am your friend, your cher ami

I wouldn't lie to you

If you must love someone, may I suggest

You love yourself

Just think it through

You'll never leave, and you will find

You'll get more rest

You'll always feel as good as new

Your freedom is the most important thing, my friend

You must be strong, you mustn't bend

Don't talk for hours

Don't send flowers

Don't writе poems

Don't sing songs and dance

Benеath the stars

That shine above

Don't fall in love

(Spoken)

Oh, don't do it

(Sung)

As soon as your heart rules your head

Your life is not your own

It's hell when someone's always there

It's bliss to be alone

And love of any kind is bad

A dog, a child, a cat

They take up so much precious time

Now, where's the sense in that?

Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame

If you're turned on, then just turn off

Emotions are a thing all great men overcame

Please, don't make this your catastrophe

Don't get attached to anyone or anything

There's nothing worse than things that cling

You'll go to pot

You'll turn to drink

You'll never rest

You'll end up mad, and

Looking like some

Poor tormented dove

Don't fall in love

Don't-fall-in love!