I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice

you better wise up Janet Weiss

Your apple pie don't taste too nice

You better wise up Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, it should be all you need

You're as sensual as a pencil, wound up like an

E on first string, when we made it did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block? Well take my advice

you better wise up Janet Weiss

The transducer will seduce you

It's something you'll get used to

a mental mindfuck can be nice

Planet, Schmanet, Janet

You better wise up Janet Weiss. You better wise up

build your thighs up. You better wise up

STOOP!