Come back DJ
What's wrong with this track?
This ain't no cutting-edge groove
It's the needle skipping back
Everybody's got disrhythmia
This breakbeat's so confusing
They'll think the latest batch of E
Been cut with jazz-fusion
Come back DJ
It's getting ugly in here
There's no more bottled water
They're starting on the beer
Everybody's coming down
It'll be a free-for-all
Any more freestylin'
They'll be wanting Aussie Crawl

Come back DJ
Your record is scratched

Come back DJ
They'll suss why you came
Double-deckin' in the cubicle
With DJ Underage
When they find out what you are
How bad's it gonna get?
You never hung with Nik Fish
All your friends were Mullets
What you know 'bout Gabba
You learned watching the Test
You flew in from Ibiza?
Nah - The bus from Airport West
Come back DJ
I'll admit I'm scared
Hurry put your cans back on
They've started lobbing theirs
There's something way too feral
'bout this Tribal Gathering
I think De Rigueurmortis
Has started setting in
They've stormed the stage
They're at your booth
But you're still out the back
With some private schoolgirl
Doin blow with Slim Boy's Fat