I always dreamt of BMX. Ha!
Got no more time for dreaming
My Ex-Wife resisted bringing our
9 year old son Timmy

(No dad, I don't - I don't wanna go. I really don't
Shut up son)

We don't need a car (Dad - that's a cliff!)
I'll just hold, the space bar
(Um, Dad you're going too fast - argh!)
Respawn at the start
Didn't get very far (We never do dad. Shut up son!)

I ride a bike with my son
We always have so much fun (no we don't)
Unless there's mines on the ground
(Dad, landmine!)
Then things are gonna get bloody
(oh no!)

I ride a bike with my son
Sometimes we do bottle runs, (Noo!)
Sometimes we dodge harpoon guns (AAh!)
Sometimes I get to launch Timmy (what? noo!)
Sometimes I get to launch Timmy (noo!)
For Tim's perspective, just press C (noo!)
I think it's time to get bloody
I think it's time to get bloody (oh no!)

(Dad stop - I can't stop - give up Dad - I don't know how - it's just not fun anymore Dad
Ah, so you admit it was fun once? - Gah!)

It's hard to keep on living (argh, oh God)
This course is unforgiving. (Gargh - oh no Dad!)
I doubt that will be healing (Dad, you should go to the hospital - I don't have insurance)
Son, keep the handles steady

(Dad, what are you doing?)
(Winning son, Charlie Sheen - oh God)

We've come too far
To give up on this course (I disagree - argh!)
I don't need my arms
That's what my son is for (No dad, slow down! - Woo!)

We're riding towards a big jump
We fly in front of the sun
's about time we finally won
Think we have earned a victory

(Yess we did it! - Yay - Oh yess!
Wanna go again? - Noo!
You know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna put on my victory helmet
You look like a robot!)

Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of vic
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of vic

Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory
Robotic dance of victory

I'm irresponsible mom
Thought I should be in this song
He rides a bike with our son
Don't wanna fight for custody

I'm kinda glad when he's gone
I got two kids of my own
And killing us would be wrong
Unless it happens out of frame (Aargh!)
Good one son!