[KIM:] Hello? [SHORT:] It's Too Short baby wassup [KIM:] hhmmm mmmm, you tell me [SHORT:] Shit, i'm comin out that way tonight, i'm tryin ta get with you [KIM:] Oh, really? [SHORT:] Wassup, yeah [KIM:] You know i waited a long time for this [SHORT:] Well look, as soon as i get there i'ma call you aight? [KIM:] Bring me what i need? [SHORT:] yeah (call me, just call me)
[CHORUS] when you need some one to talk to, someone to fuck you (call me) satisfaction guaranteed, (just call me) i'll give you what you need [x2]
[SHORT] My plane touches down at eleven forty-five I'm comin thru, want you bout to show you why i got the game from the pimps and players you goin feel me, baby when i get there I'm a give you what you want so i could get what i need we could get hella freaky while we smoke some weed We don't need champagne, fuck the gin and juice these nigga's know what Short Dawg and Lil' Kim can do imagination is a understatement anything you can think of we could make it big money hit records watch us get reckless we butt-naked, we never sexless And when i get there, you know it's time to fuck cuz all night long ain't long enough ta come up it's just us ya wanna know sumthin it's a big dick tight pussy thang make us both cum
[CHORUS]
[KIM] Everybody know the Queen gettin down and dirty drive you crazy like a 730 it ain't a secret rumors they could keep it You know there's only one ghetto Queen with a guillotine real bitch that carry gats by the spleen Na mean? Some bitch is on the other line, answer that if it's a booty call cancel that you want pure satisfaction i'ma handle that all i need is a candle and the porno channel lubricate the top, now i'm startin to sweat peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet now check it Adjust ya phone volume Lil' Kim is shore ta bring the nuts out ya imagine me suckin blood out ya like a hickey, i love the phone quickie i slip myself a mickey, now thats the proper set off You could reach out and touch ME MCI style Kim and Short fuckin Cali bed sty style Tell me what you want, i'll tell you what i need You could fuck me til i bleed Oh Short i'm bout ta OG (and i like it)
[CHORUS x2]
[SHORT:] You say it's cool ta fuck baby jes open up [KIM:] Well since you showed up what's the hold up? [SHORT:] The blunts ain't rolled up, let's mix sex with the weed smell [KIM:] then ride me nigga like you do them V-12's I'll be yo SLK and you can drop my top [SHORT:] And i'll be all up in the cock from midnight to six o'clock The way you suck dick you off the heez-ay [KIM:] Get off yer kneez-ay, they say you are what you eat baby [SHORT:] This ain't no 69 it's more like a 138, everytime we have sex it's like watchin dirty tapes, yer my personal, private porno star ya wanna see us fuck buy the tape at the corner store Queen Bee gettin stung by Too Sheezee I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the breezee I'll teach you all about the nigga's from the O-A-K we take the money and the pussy cuz we sho' don't play (And i like it)
[CHORUS x2]
[laughing] [KIM:] HhmmmM [SHORT:] And I'm lovin it [KIM:] HOw much? [SHORT:] How much? [KIM:] yeah [SHORT:] It's like this every time [KIM:] I know your good MMMMMMM [SHORT:] my dick...in your.... [KIM:] is that what you wanna talk about [SHORT:] some of this gonna make it on to the record [KIM:] talk to me