Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh

Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh

My condition's benign

And as rare as it gets

They know what it looks like

But only God knows why it exists

It's practically harmless

There's no need for concern

And I drown in my antibiotics

Lest it get any worse

I can't believe it

Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?

And I'll take the bait, 'cause

For the very first time in my life

I'm fixing to bite

Duh, duh, duh

Duh, duh, duh

I'll cover my chest

I'll laugh all the way home

'Cause the name of my illness

Is just one letter short of my own

I must've been greedy

Surely I engaged in some cardinal sin ('cause now)

My favorite animal is engraved on the sides of my ribs

I can't believe it

Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?

The colorful plastic

That you put on the end of your line

Is it really alive?

And I can't believe it

Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?

And I'll take the bait, 'cause

For the very first time in my life

I'm fixing

Good luck

Divine intervention and the gnashing of teeth

The chain 'round my neck and the

sign on the back of the jeep, oh

And now that he's marked me, I know I was terribly wrong

I'm not scared of death, no, I'm scared of God

I can't believe it

Dear God, could you be more subtle next time?

And I'll take the bait, 'cause

For the very first time in my life

I'm fixing to bite