Kiss me I'm drunk
And I think that I love you baby
Kiss me I'm drunk
And hold my hand
If you're scared or concerned for your health
Just pretend that I'm somebody else
Kiss me I'm drunk
Kiss me I'm drunk

I'll love you until my dying days
Or until they kick us out of this place
I'll be your oyster if you be my pearl
Come on not a care in the world
For a boy or a girl

Kiss me I'm drunk
Can I take just a piece of your time?
Kiss me I'm drunk
Let be your man
I've got a plan for us honey
If you think you can loan me the money
Kiss me I'm drunk
Kiss me I'm drunk

Come on let's get out of this place
I've got a roommate but he just bought a case
Won't let my love for you be unsung
Remember the time we were young
When a tongue was a tongue

I'll love you until my dying days
Or at least until my memory fades
Imagine that we're lovers enthralled
When I've gotcha pinned to the wall
In the last bathroom stall

Baby I'm alive but I'm not awake
Baby I'm alive but I'm not okay
Baby I'm alive but I'm not awake
Baby I'm alive but I'm not okay