NARRATOR
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
So without further adieu... Silly Songs with Larry

LARRY THE CUCUMBER
The Water Buffalo song
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where do you get them I don't know
But everyone's got a water buffaloooooo.................
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh everybody's got a...

ARCHIE
Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant!
What do you think you are doing?
You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo
When everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying
"where's my water buffalo? Why don't i have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!

LARRY
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Your's is pink but mine is blue.
Hers was small but...

ARCHIE
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........