Kore wa naisho no hanashi
Koten teki kuchi denpa shohou
Idobata no saezuri mo are yo are yo to
Doko ka hatsu dare ka iki
Habikoru ukina kaidanbanashi
Etekatte bigaku ron hishigete orete no
Haribote urazuke donata no I no mama ni

Ano ne himitsuya-san oshiete yo
Are to are to sore to sore
Taai no nai kaigyaku ja chagashi ni mo naran keredo
Kobore ochita zaregoto no egaku mochi to boutokusha
Doko de? Dare ga? Nani o? Itsuka?
Nande nande? Doushite sonna koto?
Itsu no manika guuzen wa zenbu soitsu no shiwaza
Douka yoroshiku

Kore wa doko ka no uwasa
Nante koto nai zenchi guuzou
Keikatei sore rashiku hito o madowasu
Kakushigoto naishogoto yaridama agarya rousetsu muron
Hakuganshi hodo hodo ni kodomo damashi da to
Waratte kaikon sore sura I no mama ni
Ano ne himitsuya-san oshiete yo
Esoragoto to iu mae ni
Hesomagari no kono boku mo
kuruwashicha kurenai ka na?

Hana de warai sagesunda kata o sukasu dai sanji
Marude masaka nure kore ga
nande nande are are nante koto
Itsuwari to kamisama wa zonzai ni otatta
Himitsu choudai na
Kamikire futatsu mitsu o matsu sono mitsu
Iki o nomu shijima
Ameizensou narihibiku chakushin

Arie mo shinai to sore wa
Iki garu daishou otsuge no I no mama ni
Ano ne kore wa naishobanashi da yo
Yonchoume no kamisama wa uso
Torizata daikirai hesomagariya-san rashii
Himitsuya-san oshiete yo okoru kami no shizumekata
Purorogu wa hiniku ni mo kaitou o mata koban da

Kobore ochita nakigoto no egaku mochi to boutokusha
Doko de? Dare ga? Nani o? Itsuka? Nande nande?
Owari wa kyou mo koko
Itsu no manika guuzen wa zenbu soitsu no shiwaza
Daremo shiranai sonna ohanashi