There’s a monster that lives ‘neath your bed

Oh for crying out loud it’s a futon on the floor

He must be flat as a board

There’s a creature that lurks behind the door

Though I’ve checked there 15 times

When I leave then he arrives

Every night

Tell the monster that lives ‘neath your bed

To go somewhere else instead

Or you’ll kick him in the head

Tell the creature that lurks behind the door

If he knows what’s good he won’t come here anymore

Cause you’ll kick in his butt at the count of four

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight

Now its time to close your tired eyes

There are devils to slay and dragons to ride

If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight

Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad

And you’re sure you’d be the worst that he’s ever had

If he eats you, don’t fret, just cut him open with an axe

Don’t regret it, he deserved it, he’s a cad

Tell the harpies that land on your bed post

That at the count of five you’ll roast them alive

Tell the devil its time you gave him his due

He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes

Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight

Now its time to close your tired eyes

There are devils to slay and dragons to ride

If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight

Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

I won’t tell you, there’s nothing ‘neath your bed

I won’t sell you, that it’s all in your head

This world of ours is not as it seems

The monsters are real but not in your dreams

Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,

you’ll need it for some of the people you meet

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight

Now its time to close your tired eyes

There are devils to slay and dragons to ride

If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight

Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight

Goodnight