Short people got no reason short people got no reason short people got no reason to live they've got little hands, little eyes they're walking round telling great big lies they've got little noses, tiny little teeth they wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet and I don't want no short people don't want no short people don't want no short people around here short people got nobody short people got nobody short people got nobody to love they've got little baby legs, stand so low got to pick 'em up just to say hello (hello!) little cars going beep, beep, beep they've got little voices going peep, peep, peep grubby little fingers, dirty little minds they're gonna get you everytime and I don't want no short people don't want no short people don't want no short people around here in this beautiful world (short people are just the same as you and I) fault of design (all men are brothers till the day they die) it's a wonderful world, it's a wonderful world yeah, it's a beautiful world don't want no short people, in this beautiful world don't want no short people, in this beautiful world don't want no short people, in this beautiful world don't want no short people, in this beautiful world