Now let's get this party, started off the right way Ow and ho I think the crowd might say When we're on stage you know you can't resist (As we go a little somethin like this, hit it) I'm the ultimate, and that's all I can say I sat down for about eight hours a day Tryin to figure out the proper description of me And I came to the decision that there's no one syllable or phrase That can adequately describe this new craze But I'll sum it up in one sentence, let's see Okay I've got it all praise me Yup that's about the size of it I know it sounds kinda strange, doesn't it But when we're on the stage you know you can't resist (As we go a little somethin like this, hit it)
(As we go a little somethin like this, hit it)
It was a Friday afternoon if I remember it correctly But I can't quite recall the time exactly But it was somewhere around, two or three or four Oh forget it, let's just go on Anyway I stepped out of school Sneaks were Gucci shirt was Polo and my pockets were full Blew some kisses to the girlies cause I like to tease They started chantin my name, I said, ladies please I grabbed my friends and hopped in my Benz Grabbed on Martini and Rossi passed out to my posse Things were lookin good, I had plans for later on Plans for Donna Michelle, plans for Stacy LeShaun Word I was ready, I wonder if Jeff's home Let me give him a call, on my car phone Yo Jeff, what's shakin Coolin, whassup Girlies I'm with it, come pick me up I caught up with Ready on the way to Jeff's A whole carload of girlies and they all was def We walked into Jeff's and said, Girls, you can't resist (As we go a little somethin like this, hit it)
{*Jazzy Jeff cuts and scratches Slick Rick* "As we go a little somethin like this, HIT IT!"}
Yo Jeff man, are you with me (Hit it) I didn't hear you man, are you with me (Hit it) I'm with it to get busy
(somethin like this, hit it)
Ready Rock C, give Jeff a hand!
(As we go a little somethin like this, hit it)
Throw away them jams cause you don't need em any more Cause this hip-hop hit is gonna keep you on the floor If you dance everyday or if you never danced before It doesn't matter if it's (somethin like this) Time is essential so let's make the best of it Today we don't have a lot of time, so let's not throw it all away Let's use this time in a very special way Let's use it, (somethin like this) I went outside at about 12:30 I saw a couple girlies, and they were lookin pretty good if you know what I mean So I freshened my breath and stepped on the scene (hit it) I walked over to em, stepped in between them One said to the other, I think that I've seen him somewhere before I said sweetheart, you might have She said oh yeah it was last night at that party I said yeah I tried to talk to you there but you were acting as if you were scared She said I'm not scared now I said Bet, well let's go then She said but hold up, what about my friend I said I got a friend So the three of us left Went back to my crib and gave a call to Jeff Five minutes later, Jeff walked in and I thought to myself yeah, now the fun begins But the girls started buggin, and they said Now we want dinner in the best restaurant in town We want caviar and lobster tails, both by candlelight and Don Perignon I said yeah right Y'all must be crazy, and Jeff said you know I really think it's time for these ladies to go We walked em to the door and told em they were dismissed and it went a little (somethin like this) But that was okay that was alright Cause we still had fun that night ya know it The moral of the story is plain and visible We always watch out for those kind of women But the past is the past and the present is the present And we feel that everyone should be sitting down (so you all don't miss) (As we go a little somethin like this, hit it)