One, two

I got a horse, his name is Bill
I loved that horse, I always will
He ran away all day
Also, I ran with him

He ran so fast, he could not stop
He ran into a barbershop
And fell exhaustionized - with his eye teeth
In the barber's left shoulder

And I got a gal and her name's Daisy
When she sings, the cat goes crazy
With deliriums and St. Vituses
And all kinds of cataleptics

One day she sang a song about
A man who turned himself inside out
And jumped into the river
He was so very sleepy

And I'm goin' out in the woods this year
To hunt for beer and not for deer
I am, I ain't
I been a champion sharpshootress

Yes, at shooting birds I am a beaut
There is no bird I cannot shoot
In the eye, in the ear, in the finger
And in the armpits

Here in Frisco town, there lives a whale
Well, she eats swordfish by the bail
By the ton, by the humper
By the stoner, by the spaceship

Oh, her name's Tilly, she's a peach
But don't leave food within her reach
Or babies or banjos
Or chocolate ice cream sodas

Oh, she knows her cadence when she plays
Rolls her eyes for days and days and days
By grace, and yodels
And breaks all ten commandments

Oh, she loves to laugh, and when she smiles
You see her teeth for miles and miles
and miles and miles and miles
And her adenoids and her hangy-down thing
And things too gross to mention

I went up in a balloon so big
All the people on Earth, they looked like a pigs
Like mice, like flies
Like floozes and like fleasens

And the balloon turned its bottom side higher
Fell in the mouth of a country squire
He made a noise like a doghound
Like an air raid siren, like dynamite

Oh, and what do you do in a case like that?
What do you do but jump on your hat?
On your eyebrow, on your toothbrush
On everything that's helpless

Oh, I got a horse, his name is Bill
I loved that horse, I always will
He ran away all day
And also, I ran with him