This ol' town was bound to change

oh look at what it's coming to

All the weirdos comin' in from outta state

and all the free lovin' hippies to boot

And the last place you can smoke inside

has got free yoga on a'Saturday nights

Me and the boys are lookin' for something to do

Well they made me hip to the Marlboro Vinyasa

I've been gettin' up each morning

with the hair of the downward dog

It's a pretty good situation, middle finger son, salutations

We're in the Marlboro Vinyasa, 'til I die

Keep up with the bunnies, things they say

And I'ma stay in howdy-doody-doo

Pour a bourbon in my Yerba Mate

sayin', I ain't scared of you

I spent a couple nights with the bendy queers

worshippin' an elеphant that held ten beers

Herе to tell you it rocked my heart at Christmas

Well it made me hip to the Marlboro Vinyasa

I've been gettin' up each morning

with the hair of the downward dog

Every touchdown score on the ol' T. V

the sound of one band clappin' starts gettin' to me

I think about the world in a lotus sea

If every dart I smoke takes a minute off my years

The bodhisattvas in me sayin', I'm leanin' on a comic wheel

Not doing what I'm s'posed to

if there's no Hank or Merle to pose to

Yes that sound, that sound

If you're in a burning building

you can always burn one down

Well it made me hip to the Marlboro Vinyasa

I've been gettin' up each morning

with the hair of the downward dog

Two steppin' with my baby like an monk

rubbin' booty bellies in the honky tonk

To the Marlboro Vinyasa 'til I die

To the Marlboro Vinyasa 'til I die