This ol' town was bound to change
oh look at what it's coming to
All the weirdos comin' in from outta state
and all the free lovin' hippies to boot
And the last place you can smoke inside
has got free yoga on a'Saturday nights
Me and the boys are lookin' for something to do

Well they made me hip to the Marlboro Vinyasa
I've been gettin' up each morning
with the hair of the downward dog
It's a pretty good situation, middle finger son, salutations
We're in the Marlboro Vinyasa, 'til I die

Keep up with the bunnies, things they say
And I'ma stay in howdy-doody-doo
Pour a bourbon in my Yerba Mate
sayin', I ain't scared of you
I spent a couple nights with the bendy queers
worshippin' an elеphant that held ten beers
Herе to tell you it rocked my heart at Christmas

Well it made me hip to the Marlboro Vinyasa
I've been gettin' up each morning
with the hair of the downward dog
Every touchdown score on the ol' T. V
the sound of one band clappin' starts gettin' to me
I think about the world in a lotus sea

If every dart I smoke takes a minute off my years
The bodhisattvas in me sayin', I'm leanin' on a comic wheel
Not doing what I'm s'posed to
if there's no Hank or Merle to pose to
Yes that sound, that sound
If you're in a burning building
you can always burn one down

Well it made me hip to the Marlboro Vinyasa
I've been gettin' up each morning
with the hair of the downward dog
Two steppin' with my baby like an monk
rubbin' booty bellies in the honky tonk
To the Marlboro Vinyasa 'til I die
To the Marlboro Vinyasa 'til I die