She only loves horses – she’ll never love me

She’s a child of divorce, yes, says that ain’t what this is

She’s already got somethin’ bigger and stronger

More selfish, more nervous than me

She only loves horses, that’s why we’ll never be

She says she’s got a new man with a grapefruit brain

He’s twelve-hundred pounds and he never complains

His buck and his bite says he loves her a lot

He don’t talk much but she can read his thoughts

I know she ain’t cheatin’ but lord it’s not fair

She’s with a lightning-spooked vegan, braidin’ his hair

Says he’s wild as the prairie, he’s beauty untamed

While I’m home on the couch playin‘ video games

She only loves horses – she’ll never love me

She’s a child of divorce, yes, says that ain’t what this is

She’s already got somethin’ bigger and stronger

More selfish, more nervous than me

She only loves horses, that’s why we’ll never be

He’s a short-clipped stud, he’s a champ at dressage

All I can do is order in and give a foot massage

Her dad’s an accountant, and her mother’s a saint

She’s got the stallion emblazoned on her wall in oil paint

She got fifty bucks and third place at the show

But I bought her three grand of rodeo clothes

She’s takin’ him out, she won‘t answer my calls

She can’t take my shit, but she’s muckin’ his stall

Shoulda known by the novels, and the hair to her rear

Shoulda known by the way that she nibbled my ear

Shoulda known by the rhinestones

and the straight of her spine

I thought leather bridles just meant a good time

She only loves horses – so she’ll never love me

She’s a child of divorce, yes, says that ain’t what this is

I guess she’s already got someone bigger and stronger

More selfish, more nervous than me

She only loves horses, that’s why we’ll never be

She’s already got someone bigger and stronger

More selfish, more nervous than me

She only loves horses, that’s why we’ll never be

She only loves horses…

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